Pumping Irony

Saw my dad for the first time in a while. First thing out of his mouth:

“Meemee, your arms look big.”
“Dad it’s muscle, I’ve been trying to strengthen my weak arms.”
“That’s what a boy do.”
“Girls do it too! I can barely lift 5 lbs- that’s not ok.”
“What you want to lift? You’re my princess you don’t have to lift things.”

Now you may be like “awwwwww your dad loves you” after that, but wait for it. Wait for it… Five seconds later:

“You know, no boy want to marry a girl who look like a boy. You know that.”

Aaaand there it is.